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Abiit, excessit, evasit, erupit - He has left, absconded, escaped and disappeared
Abyssus abyssum invocat - Hell calls hell; one mistep leads to another
Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit - To boldly go where no man has gone before
Animadvertistine, ubicumque stes, fumum recta in faciem ferri? - (At a barbeque) Ever noticed how wherever you stand, the smoke goes right into your face?
Aspice, officio fungeris sine spe honoris amplioris - Face it, you're stuck in a dead end job
Brevior saltare cum deformibus mulieribus est vita - Life is too short to dance with ugly women
Caro putridas es! - You're dead meat
Carpe Cerevisi - Seize the beer!
Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam - I have a catapult. Give me all your money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head
Certe, toto, sentio nos in kansate non iam adesse - You know, Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore
Cogito sumere potum alterum - I think I'll have another drink
Credidi me felem vidisse! - I tought I taw a puddy tat!
Credo nos in fluctu eodem esse - I think we're on the same wavelength
Dic mihi solum facta, domina - Just the facts, ma'am
Duc, sequere, aut de via decede - Lead, follow, or get out of the way
Eheu, litteras istas reperire non possum - Unfortunately, I can't find those particular documents
Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre? - Is that a scroll in your toga, or are you just happy to see me?
Fabricati diem - Make my day
Fac ut vivas - Get a life
Feles mala! cur cista non uteris? stramentum novum in ea posui - Bad kitty! Why don't you use the cat box? I put new litter in it
Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit - Perhaps someday we will look back upon these things with joy
Heu! Tintinnuntius meus sonat! - Darn! There goes my beeper!
Hodie mihi, cras tibi - Today for me, tomorrow for you
Hostis hvmani generis - Enemy of the human race
Humum mandere - To bite the dust
Id imperfectum manet dum confectum erit - It ain't over until it's over
Illius me paenitet, dux - Sorry about that, chief
In dentibus anticis frustrum magnum spiniciae habes - You have a big piece of spinach in your front teeth
Isto pensitaris? - You get paid for this crap?
Ita erat quando hic adveni - It was that way when I got here
Lege atque lacrima - Read 'em and weep
Machina improba! Vel mihi ede potum vel mihi redde nummos meos! - You infernal machine! Give me a beverage or give me my money back!
Mater tua criceta fuit, et pater tuo redoluit bacarum sambucus - Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries
Monstra mihi pecuniam! - Show me the money!
Moratorium - A delay
Nescio quid dicas - I don't know what you're talking about
Nihil ad rem - Nothing to do with the point
Nihil tam munitum quod non expugnari pecunia possit - No fort is so strong that it cannot be taken with money. (Cicero)
Nil actum credens dum quid superesset agendum - Thinking nothing done, while anything was yet to do
Noli nothis permittere te terere - Don’t let the bastards get you down
Non erravi perniciose! - I did not commit a fatal error!
Non Gradus Anus Rodentum! - Not Worth A Rats Ass!
Non placet - it does not please
Non prosequitur - He does not proceed
Nonne de novo eboraco venis? - You're from New York, aren't you?
Periculum in mora - There is danger in delay. (Livy)
Perscriptio in manibus tabellariorum est - The check is in the mail
Pistrix! Pistrix! - Shark! Shark!
Pluralitas non est ponenda sine neccesitate - Entities should not be multiplied unnecessarily
Postatem obscuri lateris nescitis - You do not know the power of the dark side
Promoveatur ut amoveatur - Let him be promoted to get him out of the way
Purgamentum init, exit purgamentum - Garbage in, garbage out
Quad nesciunt eos non interficiet - What they don't know won't kill them
Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari? - How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Quid agis, medice? - What's up, Doc?
Re vera, cara mea, mea nil refert - Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn
Res melius evinissent cum coca - Things go better with Coke
Semper letteris mandate - Always get it in writing!
Sentio aliquos togatos contra me conspirare - I think some people in togas are plotting against me
Si fractum non sit, noli id reficere - If it ain't broke, don't fix it
Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes - Essentially it says, 'if you can read this, you're overeducated.'
Sona si latine loqueris - Honk if you speak Latin
Stercus accidit - Shit happens
Tam diu minime visu! - Long time, no see!
Tintinnuntius meus sonat! - There goes my beeper!
Tum podem extulit horridulum - You are talking shit
Uberrimae fidei - Of the utmost good faith
Ubi revera (Ubi re vera) - When, in reality
Valui ad satanam in computatrum meum